May 2013
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aurorinthetardis:
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
second, who can recomend some more
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chabbit:
The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
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isaisanisa:
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bennyslegs:
imagine benedict doing up the zip on his jacket and he tugs too hard and his hand slips and he punches himself in the chin
Which one?
Is it not obvious?
Not which BENEDICT, which CHIN
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phlep:
if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you
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alltsunandnodere:
agayofgays:
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
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kuuzuuryuu:
have you ever been following someone for a while but they’ve changed their url, icon, and theme so many times that you literally have no idea who they are anymore but you’ve been in mutual follow with them so long that it’s unacceptable to ask
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inbox:
looking for just text posts?? here you go
how about your old themes? no problem
need to know your post limit status? check it out
need to switch a blog quickly? press: control + alt + n
want to make text bigger? make a post and hit control + 1
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castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
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ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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romulusthread:
if i end up famous i probably won’t delete my blog so you better do your best fucking job of keeping this a secret
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garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
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yuppadupp:
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districteverthorne:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time...
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“I fall in love all the time. With music, film, poetry, a smile, a bum. But...”
– Benedict Smith (via drapetomania)
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Torrilla: Tom Hiddleston heads new Donmar... →
Hiddleston, the London-born Thor star, will return to the Donmar for the first time since 2008 to play the lead in a modern-day interpretation of Coriolanus, Shakespeare’s tragedy, which Rourke will direct herself. Mark Gatiss, the Sherlock actor, plays Menenius.
Hiddleston said: “The fate of…
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everyone: thor don't do the thing
thor: I'm gonna do the thing
everyone: loki don't do the thing
loki: I did the thing fifteen minutes ago but will pretend that I did not do the thing
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“I wish I could write. I get these ideas but I never seem to be able to put them...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald. (via moriarty)
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yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
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deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
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i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:
Yahoo! just bought tumblr for $1.1 Billion
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doctorbaggins:
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and...
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I FOUND A PARALLEL
nightwings-bum:
In Iron Man 2 when Natasha has broken into Whiplash’s lair and is talking to Tony through the computers she says “THE PARTY’S COMING TO YOU.”
AND THEN TONY IN THE AVENGERS SAYS “I’M BRINGING THE PARTY TO YOU.” AND NATASHA IS THE ONE TO REACT
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“Fans of the first film really wanted to find out what happened to Peggy...”
– Hayley Atwell (via fyeahlilbit2point0)
A chorus of angels just began singing….
(via therearecertainshadesoflimelight)
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momunofu:
kids these days know what records are
we know what floppy disks are
we know what VHSs are
why would the population just collectively forget an important piece of technology just because no one uses them anymore
people nowadays still know what a telegraph is and those haven’t been in popular use since the 19th century
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sayokouehara:
it pisses me off when people are like “boobs dont need to be tagged nsfw because theyre not sexual >:(((” it doesnt fucking matter what you think nsfw means not safe for work do you think someones parents/boss/pet/fucking whatever is gonna say “those are just sacks of fat that produce milk carry on”
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chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
